Tuesday, January 20, 2009

did somebody say mcdonald's?

hi everyone! its been a while since i've posted. yesterday my mom got mcdonald's!! (it is still quite a wonder to us all how she can eat a micky-dee's cheeseburger given her aversion to beef). of course, ever since my stay at home with grandma & kiki - i've taken to begging every single time i see food. see exhibit a:

(begging aunt vi for some cheesecake. don't you know puppies love cheesecake?!)
..anyway, i was begging my mom like usual & she gave me a fry. WOW! the world is so much better beyond the kibble. then i kept begging and i got a fry with KETCHUP on it. i like to lick the ketchup off first, then eat the fry. my mom laughs at me because i get ketchup all over my nose and beard! mmm, delicious. give me golden arches any day..

for MLK weekend, my mom had monday off! so paired w/ her ususal tuesdays off, we got to spend 4 whole days together =D - exhibit b:


cuddling with my mom..
giving her a kiss!!

by the way, did any of y'all (yes, i use y'all, im a southern gentleman) notice that my mom has a giant HOLE in her jeans!? shes really embarrassed as they are not MADE to be like that, like some jeans are.  if any of you would like to donate to the buy my mom new pants fund, please let me know.

...it has been suggested by kiki that my mom purchase me a set of doggie stairs so that i can look out the window. she found a cheaper alternative, exhibit c:

sitting on a dining room chair. although that stupid window keeps slamming shut so we put a 2 x 4 there. jeeze, my mom has a bunch of problems, huh? (by the way, i single handedly polished off that keg to the left of me..)

and last, but certainly not least, i'd like to wish my grandma a very happy birthday!! here i am saying happy birthday:







6 comments:

caite said...

Bandit, we need to speak about that keg. You don't have the brain cells to waste drinking.

And DO NOT blame me for your begging ways!
No matter how darn cute you are...;-)

Grandmom Fitz said...

Thank you for the very nice birthday hello!

Grandmom Fitz said...

Bandit dont't be licking the pour spout on that keg!! It might make you tipsy and you will fall over like at Christmas!

caite said...

Is there a 12 Step Program for doggies?

Grandmom Fitz said...

BANDIT
I HEARD ABOUT YOUR 15 MINUTE ADVENTURE YESTERDAY. YOU WERE A VERY BAD BOY!! YOUR MOMMY IS GOING TO TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL TO LEARN HOW TO BEHAVE SO YOU CAN KEEP YOURSELF SAFE AND MAKE IT EASIER ON YOUR MOMMY! YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE YOUR MOMMY, GRANDMOM, GRANDPOP AND AUNT KIKI A HEART ATTACK WITH YOUR SHENANIGANS!! WE WILL SEE YOU IN TWO DAYS SO BE READY WITH A LOT OF MESSY KISSES!! TELL YOUR MOMMY WE CAN'T WAIT TO GIVE HER A BIG HUG AND MESSY KISSES ALSO!

Bandit Jack said...

i thought it was fun =D