Wednesday, May 27, 2009

what is this ALASKA!?

every night i sit on grandmom fitz's sofa & lay there pathetically. i keep asking my mom where my throne & daily back rubs are and she says grandmom's in alaska. i don't know where or what that is so i'll let out a grunt of exasperation. I WANT MY THRONE BACK!!

i'm doing weird things that are freaking my mom out. like staring down the stairs in the morning or barking at an empty hallway at night. since our designated spider killer (grandpop fitz) is also in this ALASKA place, mom runs around the house like a psycho. usually i'd just eat the spider for her, but when its on the ceiling, it becomes problematic.

i'm just so upset and lonely that i pooped in the front room when mom was at work. i did it on the wood so she could clean it up easy, but she still wasn't happy. i guess i'll just keep looking out the window for them to come home.

P.S. mom fell down the stairs again.

6 comments:

Dar said...

Oh oh, someone isn't happy with their grandparents being gone. It's probably a good idea to just sit nice at the window. lol.

Grandmom Fitz said...

Bandit:
Yes Bandit, we are in Alaska. Its a cold and mountainy place with big bears and killer whales that could eat you as a little appetizer! So it is best that you stay home where it is warm and comfortable and dinner is always ready for you. We will be home in another week, so just try to not poop on the floor anymore. You will be back on your throne soon enough!! love grandmom and grandpop fitz

caite said...

Bandit, I am in Alaska too, and I miss you a great deal!! hugs and kisses....and say hi to your mom for me too. ;-)

I am not with your grandmom and grandpop anymore, since they are still on that big boat and I am in a HUGE park, called Denali. Saw moose and a bear and big Alaskan sheep and a wolf and a REALLY BIG MOUNTAIN. But no doggies and no one as cute as you!
From here I will be going into the Yukon, which I think is pretty empty. and then I will be home in about a week and a half. Did I mention that I miss you??

caite said...

Bandit, I am in Alaska too, and I miss you a great deal!! hugs and kisses....and say hi to your mom for me too. ;-)

I am not with your grandmom and grandpop anymore, since they are still on that big boat and I am in a HUGE park, called Denali. Saw moose and a bear and big Alaskan sheep and a wolf and a REALLY BIG MOUNTAIN. But no doggies and no one as cute as you!
From here I will be going into the Yukon, which I think is pretty empty. and then I will be home in about a week and a half. Did I mention that I miss you??

Bandit Jack said...

kiki!!! I love going to the park!! You are in a big one!? Mom is happy she doesn't have to water your flowerrs because it's rained just about every day you've been gone. Say hello. To a moose for me!

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